ITS BLACK SATURDAY!
My cousins are playing mahjong… did I get the spelling right? We kept on baking some pastries. The effect of the crazy summer craving for food...Bill you should visit me sometime.hehehe Anyway, here’s a few jokes to make you laugh your heart out…
“I should be in charge”, said the blood, “because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”
“I should be in charge”, said the stomach, ”because I process food and give all of you energy.”
“I should be in charge”, said the legs, “because I carry the body where ever it needs to go.”
“I should be in charge”, said the eyes, “because I allow the body to see where it goes.”
“I should be in charge”, said the rectum, “because I’m responsible for the waste removal.”
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache; the stomach was bloated; the legs got wobbly; the eyes got watery; and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge….

Gary, sometimes spells won't work because you don't believe in it... so, try to put more faith in your spells... Just be careful in casting them okay?